A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the
ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog
in a trap.

The frog said to her, ‘If you release me from this trap, I
will grant you three wishes.’
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
‘Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!’ The woman
said, ‘That’s okay.’

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, ‘You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to’.
The woman replied, ‘That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.’
So, KAZAM- she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, ‘That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than
you. ‘
The woman said, ‘That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.’
So, KAZAM- she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, ‘I’d like to have a
mild heart attack.’

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t
mess with them.

Attention
female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue
feeling good!





































































The man had a heart attack ten times ‘milder’ than his wife!!

Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart …

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying?
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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What is common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Santa replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
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Santa falls in love with a nurse….
After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her:
“I love you sister.”
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Pappu (son of Santa), while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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Santa was caught for speeding and was produced before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take, 30 days or Rs 3000?
Santa: I think I’ll take the money.
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Q: How do you recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

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Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”
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Teacher: If you call your mother as MUM… What will you call mother’s younger sister and elder sister?
Banta: MINIMUM & MAXIMUM!

Parvinder and Habib are beggars in different areas of London .
Habib has been begging just as long as Parvinder but only collects £2 to £3 every day, whereas Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend..

Habib says to Parvinder 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'

Parvinder says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say?'

Habib's sign reads... "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support".

Parvinder says 'No wonder you only get £2- £3'

Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'?

Parvinder shows Habib his sign...

It reads... "I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan "